Drinking at home on a Saturday night.......

Don't plan on any self-mutilation;

Not yet.........the night is young, though.

 

What you kicking back tonight, Chef?

 

mixed with Clamato and pepper in a 1-liter frosty mug.

oh........and dools with a fucking Ted McGinley drop.

Bastard.

YOU are why I hate Mizzou.

 

Do you really need a reason to hate Mizzou?

 

just cracked my first beer of the night.

You still have all your toes Chef?

 

So far.

But it's not even midnight yet.

 

Awesome. I'll raise you this:

 

It's the law of conservation of digits, Chef.

Digits should neither be created nor destroyed.

 

Yeah.....but the PHUCKING thing HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!