Draft Kegs

Anybody remember Matt's beer balls? Just pour the ice into the box. That's some fine livin' there. And you could play soccer with the empties.

 

Same. And it's coming sooner than later. They're really not that expensive. You can get a good one for $300 or so. My basement will not be complete without one.

 

Lite beer is like sex in a canoe, it's fucking way too close to water

 

1. They have made those other mini kegs for a long time, but they'd not sealed, so they don't keep over time. They operate off a gravity tap and you punch a hole in the top. If you don't finish it in a night it goes flat.

B. We made a hanging lamp out of a beer ball when was just out of college.