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Dr. Bonds finally discovers cure for hater-itis

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by creamora, Aug 9, 2007.

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  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Queen Elizabeth is worth more than Bonds. She's on fiyah!!!
     
    Inky_Wretch, Aug 10, 2007
    #25
  2. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Hells yeah, you seen her cribs?
     
    GB-Hack, Aug 10, 2007
    #26
  3. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    Now that's funny.
     
    friend of a friend, Aug 10, 2007
    #27
  4. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Does that mean Mexican drug lords are too?
     
    Flying Headbutt, Aug 10, 2007
    #28
  5. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    A two-word response? Who thought that was possible?

    C'mon, Rok. How is next wave of journalists going to learn from you with two-word responses.
     
    friend of a friend, Aug 10, 2007
    #29
  6. JackyJackBN

    JackyJackBN Guest

    Bonds Adviser Conte Takes on New Challenge​

    With the home run record salted away, Conte has become a dog beautician, and is reportedly working wonders. His first project:

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    JackyJackBN, Aug 10, 2007
    #30
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    That's one demonstrably hot dog
     
    slappy4428, Aug 10, 2007
    #31
  8. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    We'll see just how he feels about it, once his testes have devolved into raisins in another 10-15 years, eh, sport?
     
    Ben_Hecht, Aug 10, 2007
    #32
  9. JackyJackBN

    JackyJackBN Guest

    You should see his fourpak.
     
    JackyJackBN, Aug 10, 2007
    #33
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I have hateritis. Have had it for a long time.

    As a result, my balls are normal size (for me anyway, compared to all of you? Ha!), I don't fly into fits of rage, I don't have acne on my back that would increase Oxy's profits to the equivalent of Belgium's GNP, and my skeletal structure hasn't morphed into something akin to a triceratops.
     
    Bubbler, Aug 10, 2007
    #34
  11. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    No man with an ass as supple as yours could be on PEDs.
     
    Chi City 81, Aug 10, 2007
    #35
  12. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    Do you have an army I could join?
     
    friend of a friend, Aug 10, 2007
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