don't use 1-800-Flowers to buy for your mistress

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=bizarre&id=5557610
Here's a small portion of the article:

 

what a thorny problem stemming from infidelity

 

I always use proflowers.com to send flowers to my mistress.

 

Fenian has no idea why he just fainted.

 

1-800-Flowers has a $29.95 special on the mistress bouquet this week ... $49.95 if you want them not to notify your wife.

 

Someone tell Rudy.

 

This is why the White House has a rose garden.

 

Being able to turn a clever phrase like that, you should consider writing as a career. Oh, wait...

 

It rained at midnight and today is perfect at 70 degrees with wispy cool air and a blue sky and SoCal sunshine.

When people speak of the L.A. lifestyle, with so much love in their eyes, today is why.

On the walk to the apartment, pink flowers captured my attention so I took photos.



Then, on the other side, a honeybee flew into one of the pink flowers and I started playing with my zoom.

Could've swore the bee was getting drunk off and having its way with the hollyhock ...




... before finding its bearings ...



... and flying away.

I'm staring at this last photo and entertaining the thought of bees having sex with flowers.

Activate The Google: do bees have sex with flowers?

The Internet wins again.

 

I beg your pardon.


Another echo from the past.

 

talk about a blast from the past with this list of member names