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don't use 1-800-Flowers to buy for your mistress

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by EStreetJoe, Aug 11, 2007.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Here's a small portion of the article:
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    what a thorny problem stemming from infidelity
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  3. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I always use proflowers.com to send flowers to my mistress.
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Fenian has no idea why he just fainted.
  5. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    1-800-Flowers has a $29.95 special on the mistress bouquet this week ... $49.95 if you want them not to notify your wife.
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Someone tell Rudy.
  7. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    This is why the White House has a rose garden.
  8. chazp

    chazp Active Member

    Being able to turn a clever phrase like that, you should consider writing as a career. Oh, wait...
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member


    You know, it's right there in Chapter 4. Damned shame.
  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    It rained at midnight and today is perfect at 70 degrees with wispy cool air and a blue sky and SoCal sunshine.

    When people speak of the L.A. lifestyle, with so much love in their eyes, today is why.

    On the walk to the apartment, pink flowers captured my attention so I took photos.


    Then, on the other side, a honeybee flew into one of the pink flowers and I started playing with my zoom.

    Could've swore the bee was getting drunk off and having its way with the hollyhock ...


    ... before finding its bearings ...


    ... and flying away.

    I'm staring at this last photo and entertaining the thought of bees having sex with flowers.

    Activate The Google: do bees have sex with flowers?

    The Internet wins again.

    Last edited: Apr 22, 2022
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  11. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I beg your pardon.

    Another echo from the past.
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  12. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    talk about a blast from the past with this list of member names
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