Don't taze me, bro...no, YOU don't taze ME, bro

It was either that, or Dueling Tasers.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gnuZ6BEgYJpDeEGSq6836Fz_Ac5wD90OT0NG0

 

I'd love to know who perennially overrates you. You're abject, UNVARNISHED fail.

(happy now fuckface?)

 

Sweet lord, thank you soooo much.

I am now indebted to you. I hate that I am, but the fact is, I am.

 

Would this be an appropriate thread to mention that Carlos Gomez has 16 steals and 23 runs?

 

Ever felt a shitpot of pain, Doc?

 

Yes. I have indeed read most of your posts.

 

Why? Is Billy Ripken indebted to BYH, too?

 

Yes.

I was a 15-year-old intern at Fleer in 1989. He was in Ft. Lauderdale for spring training with the Orioles and was getting ready to take his baseball card photo. He had two bats he was swinging.

"Which one should I use, kid?" he said.

"That one," I said, pointing to the one in his left hand.

"Thanks kid," he said.

Little did he know I'd written FUCK FACE on the knob of that bat.

So now, when people think of Billy Ripken, they are as likely to think "FUCK FACE" as they are "lazy, underachieving little brother of Cal." So yes. Billy Ripken IS indebted to me.

 

You're a lying whoore, but that was still damn funny. Plus, I get it now.

 

I am not a lying whore! It really did happen! Fuck you Perennially Douchebagged!

 

I used to love when Beckett Monthly would say, "Billy Ripken FF"