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Don't taze me, bro...no, YOU don't taze ME, bro

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Overrated, May 19, 2008.

  1. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    It was either that, or Dueling Tasers.

  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I'd love to know who perennially overrates you. You're abject, UNVARNISHED fail.

    (happy now fuckface?) :D :D :D
  3. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Sweet lord, thank you soooo much.

    I am now indebted to you. I hate that I am, but the fact is, I am.
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Would this be an appropriate thread to mention that Carlos Gomez has 16 steals and 23 runs?
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Ever felt a shitpot of pain, Doc? :)
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Yes. I have indeed read most of your posts. :)
  7. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Why? Is Billy Ripken indebted to BYH, too?
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member


    I was a 15-year-old intern at Fleer in 1989. He was in Ft. Lauderdale for spring training with the Orioles and was getting ready to take his baseball card photo. He had two bats he was swinging.

    "Which one should I use, kid?" he said.

    "That one," I said, pointing to the one in his left hand.

    "Thanks kid," he said.

    Little did he know I'd written FUCK FACE on the knob of that bat.

    So now, when people think of Billy Ripken, they are as likely to think "FUCK FACE" as they are "lazy, underachieving little brother of Cal." So yes. Billy Ripken IS indebted to me.
  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

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  10. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    You're a lying whoore, but that was still damn funny. Plus, I get it now.
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I am not a lying whore! It really did happen! Fuck you Perennially Douchebagged!
  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I used to love when Beckett Monthly would say, "Billy Ripken FF"
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