Don't call me "amigo," buddy

Y'all illegals are ruinin' this country. I can't get a job picking tomatoes nowheres.

 

That's all right, that's ok, you're gonna pick our crops someday!

 

Or you'll be ankle-deep in offal at your friendly neighborhood slaughterhouse.

 

Mi hermana es un guitar-r-r-r-r-r-ista.

That is all.

 

THEY TOOK ER JERBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

THEY MADE TRAYS OF TASTY APPETIZERS!!!!!!!!

 

Una cerveza, por favor.

 

Somewhat related personal experience, I suppose.

I'm the exact opposite of a "damn furrners need to learn English" guy. However, I did have an interesting encounter last week ordering a sandwich in Subway.

Ordered a tuna sub and as we reached the condiment section, I asked for tomato, onion and green pepper. The sandwich artist, a native Spanish speaker, kept reaching for the mayonnaise. I kept repeating what I wanted, "tomato, onion and green pepper". Finally, after she blankly looked at me while reaching for the tube of mayo, I said again, "tomato" and pointed toward the red fruit.

She got very agitated and in broken English began yelling that I had asked for "mayo". I was taken aback. Honestly. She just kept yelling and people were beginning to stare. I had no idea how to react to someone who spoke poor English screaming at me about a sandwich order. I had no response. Any advice on how I should have handled that one?

 

Paint a mayonnaise happy face on her angry one.

 

End of thread, folks.

 

Where's that black kid shouting "That's racist" gif when you need it?

 

Yes. Say To-mah-to like we English. That'll clean it up.