Don't anonymously criticize THIS candidate...

IJAG can kick Gregg Doyel's ass

 

This one was my favorite

"I've been doing some thinking, and I've come to the conclusion that you actually LIKE being dissed mercilessly by readers. There's a name for that -- masochism -- and some consider it a psychological disorder. Consider talking to somebody about that. Somebody qualified, maybe."

 

There's soooo many ways I could "fix" that quote......

 

Between noting in his bio his "Dislikes: People" and being able to "beat you up," he should be a hit at the PTA meetings or first county school board potluck supper.

 

In North Bennington, there's a school board member named Joseph Joseph Joseph (at least there was a few years ago). He could probably kick Doyel's ass.

 

I think it's more common than not that school board's are filled with clowns.

 

... by merely changing one letter.

 

So you're saying Doyel would be perfect for the role.

 

I'll bet he knows that the plural of board doesn't have an apostrophe, however.

(dreu, I made that joke higher. In the words of Fenian...try harder. )

 

As if this board didn't have enough reasons to dislike me -- although for the life of me, I can't think of a single valid one -- now I've stolen IJAG. She's mine. Check out the avatar. Mine. Sounds 12 though ...

 

I don't hate you. You're a character. A sexy beast, really.

 

We should get Clubber and Gregg together for a thread sometime. I'd pay to read it.