Doing crystal meth will lift you up until your service break

Mizzougrad96 · Oct 30, 2009

I know a tennis writer who said that for the first part of Agassi's career, he was one of the most difficult players to deal with. (For the record, said Marcelo Rios was the worst ever) but said he was the polar opposite during the second part of his career. As Double Down points out, this guy may be one of the most charitable athletes ever.

Small Town Guy · Oct 30, 2009

Pilot said:

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I wonder who really wrote this book. That's some damn fine writing in SI.
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Double Down said:

J.R. Moehringer co-authored this autobiography, btw. Definitely worth checking out.
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Thanks, I should read the whole thread next time! "The Tender Bar" guy. That explains it.
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So, now we know 25 percent of the book will detail Moehringer's own father-less childhood. I hope the other 75 percent is good.
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Twenty-three reasons why a chapter on Pete Sampras does not appear in this book.

TheSportsPredictor · Oct 30, 2009

Meanwhile, Chad Ochocinco's thrilling autobiography says:

My life is good. It's sweet, so sweet. Roll up to my place in Plantation, Florida, and that's easy to see. Right there in the circular driveway that wraps around the fountain in my front yard you get the first taste.

Wait a second, I gotta let you in the front gate first. It's a gated community and all. But once you're in and riding by my huge-ass house on an acre of land, you can see what I'm saying. Parked in front are seven sweet-ass cars. One for every day of the week. I don't like to get bored, you know?

There's the Rolls-Royce for chillin'. There's the Hummer. The Dodge 4 x 4 Ram pickup. Nice dubs on that. Then there's the 1971 drop-top Caprice with the rims, the nice paint job, and an interior better than the day they brought it off the assembly line. Same goes for the 1973 Impala. That's a convertible, too. Hey, man, this is Florida.

Then there's the convertible Lamborghini. It's kind of a Cincinnati Bengals orange. Man, who says I don't believe in the team? Finally, there's the Mercedes SLR McLaren. Mercedes makes 500 of those a year and it goes for a cool $500,000. That baby goes 0 to 60 in 3.6 seconds, which is only slightly quicker than me, and hits 208 mph, which is only a little faster than me.

Then again, most cornerbacks think I'm faster than that.

Come on in the crib. Don't get freaked out by the Plexiglas walkway over the koi pond with the little waterfall next to it, it'll hold you. The big room in the front with the marble tiles is cool and the upstairs room with the pool table is very cool. But the best room is the entertainment room just off the kitchen. In there are the three big-screen TVs. Yeah, three. That's not the best part, though. The best part is that the TVs are inset into a floor-to-ceiling aquarium that runs about 30 feet down one wall.

I got some beautiful fish in there, even a little baby shark. The TVs are built into the front of the aquarium, the wires coming down through some fake coral beneath each of the boxes. It's an awesome view.

I've got paintings of myself around the house. Back in my condo in Cincinnati, I've got like nine paintings of myself. Why? I love me some me, that's why.
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Herbert Anchovy · Nov 9, 2009

http://gawker.com/5400088/four-humiliating-moments-from-andre-agassis-60-minutes-interview

EE94 · Nov 9, 2009

TheSportsPredictor said:

Meanwhile, Chad Ochocinco's thrilling autobiography says:

My life is good. It's sweet, so sweet. Roll up to my place in Plantation, Florida, and that's easy to see. Right there in the circular driveway that wraps around the fountain in my front yard you get the first taste.

Wait a second, I gotta let you in the front gate first. It's a gated community and all. But once you're in and riding by my huge-ass house on an acre of land, you can see what I'm saying. Parked in front are seven sweet-ass cars. One for every day of the week. I don't like to get bored, you know?

There's the Rolls-Royce for chillin'. There's the Hummer. The Dodge 4 x 4 Ram pickup. Nice dubs on that. Then there's the 1971 drop-top Caprice with the rims, the nice paint job, and an interior better than the day they brought it off the assembly line. Same goes for the 1973 Impala. That's a convertible, too. Hey, man, this is Florida.

Then there's the convertible Lamborghini. It's kind of a Cincinnati Bengals orange. Man, who says I don't believe in the team? Finally, there's the Mercedes SLR McLaren. Mercedes makes 500 of those a year and it goes for a cool $500,000. That baby goes 0 to 60 in 3.6 seconds, which is only slightly quicker than me, and hits 208 mph, which is only a little faster than me.

Then again, most cornerbacks think I'm faster than that.

Come on in the crib. Don't get freaked out by the Plexiglas walkway over the koi pond with the little waterfall next to it, it'll hold you. The big room in the front with the marble tiles is cool and the upstairs room with the pool table is very cool. But the best room is the entertainment room just off the kitchen. In there are the three big-screen TVs. Yeah, three. That's not the best part, though. The best part is that the TVs are inset into a floor-to-ceiling aquarium that runs about 30 feet down one wall.

I got some beautiful fish in there, even a little baby shark. The TVs are built into the front of the aquarium, the wires coming down through some fake coral beneath each of the boxes. It's an awesome view.

I've got paintings of myself around the house. Back in my condo in Cincinnati, I've got like nine paintings of myself. Why? I love me some me, that's why.
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what was that stat? 80% of NFL players are broke two years after they retire?
Go figure

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