Does the Vatican have better things to do?

I guess the more senile cardinals demanded this during a drifting morning discussion.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080513/ap_on_re_eu/vatican_aliens

 

The Vatican has a couple of hundred layabouts who do nothing BUT think about stuff like this.
Of course, some of them also surf for porn.

 

Amusingly, this was the photo that ran with the story. Il Papa looks a little otherworldly, himself, in that one.

 

If their next proclamation involves expounding on subliminal messages noted by playing Moody Blues records backwards, someone may want to check what's burning in the incense jar.

 

A lot of tinfoil will go into those hats...

 

So does that mean Luke Skywalker was a Christian?

 

I like poking fun at cardinals as much as the next guy. But he does have a point. There are billions and billions of planets out there and this is the only one with life on it?

 

Yes. We had the only garden of Eden. Duh.

 

Missed that part of the story.

 

Wait. That's ET. Head covering..wait, no. No long pointer finger.

 

Or glowing chest.

 

Somebody gave he Pope a shiner.