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Does it burn when you pee? No, only when I come on too strong

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by deskslave, Aug 6, 2009.

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  1. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Drunken Brit attempts to impress Greek woman by whipping out his little friend, then, er, aggressively encourages her to touch it. She responds by dousing it in liquor. When he carries on, she strikes a match. She's now facing a criminal investigation, but something tells me she's got nothing to worry about.

    Good news for him, though: His travel insurance covered his stay in a clinic, where he was treated for second-degree burns.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/greece/5984266/Hero-Greek-woman-sets-fire-to-drunken-Britons-genitals.html
     
    deskslave, Aug 6, 2009
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  2. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    Opa Opa Opa
    Yasou Yasou Yasou
     
    cjericho, Aug 6, 2009
    #2
  3. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    Ouzo! Ouzo! Ouzo!
    Ow! Ow! Ow!
     
    crusoes, Aug 6, 2009
    #3
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Pretty soon you'll just stick your dick in there and it'll explode.
     
    BYH, Aug 6, 2009
    #4
  5. Petrie

    Petrie Guest

    *boom!*

    "...maybe I should see a doctor..."
     
    Petrie, Aug 6, 2009
    #5
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Now I know why 21 doesn't like saganaki.
     
    Bubbler, Aug 7, 2009
    #6
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I love Europe.
     
    Armchair_QB, Aug 7, 2009
    #7
  8. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    So, the guy's stomach also was burned?
     
    Baron Scicluna, Aug 7, 2009
    #8
  9. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?

     
    Bob Cook, Aug 7, 2009
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  10. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Translation
    Hey, hey hey.
    Hello Hello Hello
     
    mustangj17, Aug 7, 2009
    #10
  11. The Backyardigan

    The Backyardigan Member

    The Trentonian is tearing up the front as I type:



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    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
    The Backyardigan, Aug 7, 2009
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  12. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    I love it! Almost as good as the one about the psycho who escaped from a mental hospital, sexually assaulted a female laundry attendant and then ran away - NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS.
     
    Double J, Aug 8, 2009
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