Does George Costanza get a promotion?

Indeed, and EE94 is right on.

 

Unfortunately, you might need to settle for John Voight Day.

 

Yes, I'm a little slow. Oops.

 

It's cool. I'm sure you're still a mile ahead of me.

 

No, he was the assistant traveling secretary. Not assistant TO THE traveling secretary.

He almost became assistant general manager, except for the fact that they thought he was dead when his car stayed in the parking lot over a weekend.

 

George: Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. (Hits a home run) It's not complicated.
Jeter: Now who are you again?
George: George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George: Do you wanna talk about hotels, or do you wanna win some ball games?
Jeter: We won the World Series.
George: In six games.

 

Come on, guys. He's not even with the Yankees anymore. He was traded to Tyler Chicken. *Sheesh*

 

Nah. He's with Kruger Industrial Smoothing now.

Happy Festivus.

 

How did they know the other guy was guilty? Was he sweating from the kung-pao?

George likes spicy chicken!

 

You're a terrible liar, George.

 

"One in a million, Doc. One in a million."

 

You're the assman?