Does Derek Jeter win in Tennessee?

A lot of cemetery voting there, too ...

 

No, that's a myth. They don't need cemeteries. They just tell the county and city workers if they'd like to keep their jobs, they should vote for the certain candidate.

 

Dan Lipinski might be the emptiest suit in Congress, and that's saying a lot.

 

So every light-skinned black man is now Derek Jeter?

When do we get to start calling every Hispanic candidate George Lopez?

 

I don't think that's what he was saying, but the truth is, Ford does look a lot like Jeter.

Besides, everybody knows every Hispanic candidate looks like Ricky Martin.

 

The pictures I've seen, he doesn't even slightly resemble Jeter.

 

I was about to rip you a new asshole... then I realized at the last second that you aren't sportschick.

 

I love you too, Columbo

 

My point stands. He looks nothing like Jeter. It's way over the line of stupid. He looks way more like Freddie Prinze Jr.

 

Not a thing like Jeter. Jeter's got a different facial structure and different colored eyes (least from what I can see in that pic).

 

Jeter's only half black. His mom is white and his dad is black, so that might explain the light skin.

 

I agree with you two. I think it was a completely asinine comment to make, but I do hope he wins in Tennessee. Bob Corker has done nothing but attack him with ads for the last three months, and I'd love to see him lose in a horrible, horrible way.