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Does Dan LeBatard shave his eye brows?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by heyabbott, Oct 15, 2006.

  1. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    LeBastard looks weird, hos eye brows look like half moons of pubic hair over his eyes.
    I like it, it distracts from his stupid opinions
  2. It's awfully early for this.
  3. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    No time is a good time for DLB's typical slants.
  4. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    De LeBatard was born with no eyebrows.

    Ryan Sonner ripped out some pubic hair and implanted it in LeBatard's head.

    While seducing Sara Evans.
  5. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    He wanted to be pretty for his latest media liason . . . rolling over for TO's bullshit.
  6. linotype

    linotype Well-Known Member

    Surprised he hasn't come out in full support of Lamar Thomas, plus the eight Hurricane players who were indefinitely suspended today in the wake of the brawl.
  7. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Wait for it.
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    He did blow Larry Coker on TSR this morning, does that count?
  9. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Nothing embarasses ESPN.

  10. Does HA have a fucking life?
  11. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    I don't know, but his post helped generate a Google ad slugged "Elminate Pubic Hair," so cheers to HA.
  12. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    I think he shaved them because Miami athletes were complaining about the friction they caused on their pelvis when DLB would blow them. Just a common courtesy.
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