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Do you want Starman justice in the White House?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, May 24, 2007.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    If so, vote for this guy: http://www.courierpostonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200770521007
    See his FEC filings: http://images.nictusa.com/cgi-bin/fecimg/?C00414912

    If elected President, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey plans to end the war in Iraq.

    His platform also includes harsher punishment for criminals specifically, impaling terrorists, pedophiles and rapists. And he would certainly be the first person of his particular religious beliefs a Sanguinary Satantic vampyre and Hecate witch to hold the highest office in the land.

    "You want the criminals to live in fear, then put somebody in who's going to scare them. Not someone who they're going to mock and laugh and say, 'Don't forget your Geritol!"' said Sharkey, 43, of Point Pleasant, who is also a professional wrestler.
    As for his personal beliefs, Sharkey said he won't force them upon anyone. Quite the contrary Sharkey intends to crack down on any form of religious discrimination.

    "As president, that's an impaleable offense. You're getting impaled if you discriminate against someone's religion," he said.
  2. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Can we just call him Vlad? Or is that trademarked?
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I thought getting impeached was pretty bad. Guess not.
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I need more information. What does he plan to impale them with?
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Exactly.. I want Starman justice done, not by the White House, but for those who work there...
  6. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

  7. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Nice cape, Lucious Malfoy
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