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Divine intervention

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by greenlantern, May 21, 2008.

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  1. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    that's deep, dick.



    (get it?)
     
    Tom Petty, May 22, 2008
    #25
  2. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Hey, Jesus, how big was your strike zone when you pitched?

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    About this big.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, May 22, 2008
    #26
  3. greenlantern

    greenlantern Guest

    Wow. Even I find that offensive.
     
    greenlantern, May 22, 2008
    #27
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Like watching "Saved By The Bell" reruns and wondering if Screech had to pay Zach protection money?
     
    Batman, May 22, 2008
    #28
  5. GoDeacs

    GoDeacs New Member

    I'm all for people praying to play to the best of their ability or that no one gets hurt ...

    But it's a well-known rule where I work that if you try to quote someone saying Jesus helped them win or anything along those lines, it's coming right out, and quickly. Jesus doesn't care who wins and don't try to tell me He does. I've got no tolerance for that.

    And as Jesus Quintana said: Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
     
    GoDeacs, May 22, 2008
    #29
  6. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    he's packing some large lumber.
     
    Tom Petty, May 23, 2008
    #30
  7. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Wow.

    Too far, man. Too far.
     
    KYSportsWriter, May 23, 2008
    #31
  8. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    the nails in the hands or the crown of thorns?
     
    Tom Petty, May 23, 2008
    #32
  9. greenlantern

    greenlantern Guest

    That's not even funny. It seems like you're going for shock value for no reason.
     
    greenlantern, May 23, 2008
    #33
  10. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    Precisely. Everyone knows you must have a good reason to mock Christ.
     
    Write-brained, May 23, 2008
    #34
  11. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    oh shit is that ever funny. you just have to think about the source of the statement, not the statement itself.
     
    Tom Petty, May 23, 2008
    #35
  12. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Do not taunt Happy Fun Christ.
     
    Chi City 81, May 23, 2008
    #36
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