DISREGARD: DB'd it

I don't usually like to say what I'm about to say, because it can come across as a little dickish, and that's not the intent. Nonetheless, since you asked a direct question: It's actually a pretty awesome life. You would cry if saw how amazing it was compared to yours.

 

He said as he adjusted the brightness and contrast of a new Lena Dunham avi in Photoshop.

 

This thread has more than twice as many posts as the first Louisiana thread. Dick got us again.

 

I honestly can't imagine someone else's life being so awesome it makes me cry. I don't know if that's a sign that my life also rocks (I like it). Or that Dick's engaging is a bit of hyperbole. Or both.

 

I assume that's because no one honestly believes LSU football is in any danger.

 

My wife actually recorded the moment I found out how amazing Dick's life is compared to mine:

 

Never seen a guy work so hard at not making partner.

 

This board has highly respected members?

 

I have spent a total of eight minutes here today. Four minutes over breakfast. Four minutes throughout the day dropping in to remind everyone that I could make them cry like little bitches.

 

C'mon now, he does all right.

 

Oh, we're crying alright. From laughter.

 

Don't cry to me, pal. It's bad form.