Dirty Sanchez?

Wait a second...TCR is going into the Navy?

THAT'S something I never saw coming.

What a pompous ass that guy was.

 

I wear 3-inch heels often enough that my knees and hamstrings hurt when I don't wear them. I've totally fucked my feet and lower legs up.

 

Oh I did. Boy was a Corps Turd at A&M.

It's probably a way better fit for him than journalism, because, well he's a bit of a pompous ass

 

Yeah, there aren't any of those in this business. :

 

Hey SC, I saw a woman the other day walking around the zoo with high heels on ... wasn't you was it?

 

Now I'm just waiting for one of the Indians to get pissed off so someone can put in the phrase "Cleveland Steamer" in the headline.

 

No, there are bears at zoos and I'm scared of bears, but I would totally wear high heels to a zoo if I ever overcame my fear and went.

 

Scared of bears, eh? You've been watching too much Colbert. But that's a good thing.

 

No Colbert. I live in the Northwest. I'm convinced one of those creatures is gonna eat me.

 

You're right. They're godless killing machines.

 

Try getting stared down by a NYC rat. I swear, we should pull out all of our troops in Iraq and replace them with those demonic rodents. I think I saw one with Jimmy Hoffa's wallet.

 

Did somebody mention The Shocker?