Dirty mind?

I feel much, much worse that the local high school volleyball team wears shorts that look like brown paint on nude body than I do an area team called the Beavers.

 

Get over it.
It's a nickname.
Only time I could see you even having a dirty mind and problem with it is if they were playing the Gamecocks.

 

A friend of mine called the DNR due to the furry pests who were building dams and wreaking havoc with her lake. A pickup drove up to her house, and she went out to meet it, thinking it was the DNR. Instead, it contained a couple of friends of hers. "Oh," she said. "I thought you were from the DNR to help me with my beaver problem."

The silence before the guffaws had nothing to do with animals.

 

More famous Beavers:

 

May it continue to haunt us ...

 

Then there is this...Which I don't get...

 

Wally and The Beaver

 

You really don't get this!?

"Shave your beaver."

 

She's shaving her beaver at her husband's request.

 

Thanks guys. I was born at night...

 

And, how do you know it's her husband?
I don't see a ring.