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Dilemma of the worst kind

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by three_bags_full, Aug 2, 2006.

  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    As the subject suggests, I'm in a pickle, and I need some help.

    As you already know, I have a new truck -- of which I am very proud and keep extremely clean (for now, at least). And therein lies the problem.

    This morning when I hopped into my new wagon to head for school, I noticed paw prints on the windshield. When I arrived at school, I noticed a large pile of cat hair on the hood. This is unacceptable. Period.

    How do I proceed? Contracts? High voltage? I am drinking and open for suggestions.
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Put some meat, loaded with cayenne pepper near the truck.
  3. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    But the MILF next door wouldn't be happy if her kid got into it.
  4. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Sell the truck.
  5. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    I thought you had to choose between sleeping with Barbara Streisand or Mona from Who's the Boss. Thank Christ it's just a cat.
  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Selling the truck isn't an option.

    And neither Babs nor Mona is my type.
  7. Bubba Fett

    Bubba Fett Active Member

    Short of telling the owner to keep the cat inside, which surely isn't going to happen, I don't think there's much you can do to keep the cat from climbing anywhere it wants.
  8. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    You choose to park your precious baby outside, you take what comes.

    If you care that much about fucking pawprints, then perhaps you should move someplace with a garage.

    Otherwise, you get what you get.
  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Don't know who it belongs to. This is a no-pet complex, and I've never seen cats around here.

    No way to move it inside, IJAG.
  10. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    That's why I said you either have to move, or accept it as a fact of life.

    I park in an outside lot. I get bird shit on my car. I don't propose killing the motherfuckers.
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I don't propose killing it.

    But I'm not opposed to it, either.
  12. jcrutchmer

    jcrutchmer Guest

    Have you tried placing some motherfucking snakes in your motherfucking truck?
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