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Depressing Christmas Songs

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Freelance Hack, Dec 21, 2008.

  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Track Listings
    1. Somebody Stole My Santa Claus Suit - Hicks, D.
    2. Christmas Eve Can Kill You - Linde, Dennis
    3. Santa Came Home Drunk - Lasley, Clyde
    4. Don't Believe in Christmas - Roslie, Gerald
    5. Lonely Christmas Call - Jones, George [1]
    6. Christmas in Vietnam - Lewis, F.R.
    7. Santa Got a DWI - Linton, Sherwin
    8. Who Took the Merry Out of Christmas? - Parker, Deanie
    9. Who Say There Ain't No Santa Claus - Kuhn
    10. Christmas in Jail - Blake
    11. Christmas Spirit - Gardner, Ronald
    12. Christmas in Prison - Prine, John

    Game, set, match ... lono.
     
  2. albert77

    albert77 Well-Known Member

    "Ahuh, ahuh, ahuh, balooooooo Cheristmussss without yoooooooo
    I'll have a balooooooo Cheristmussss without yoooooooo,
    y'ull be doooooo-wing all riiiiite with yore Cheristmus of white,
    but I'll have a bloooo, blue, blue, blue Cheristmus."
     
  3. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    We need to get this thread nuked before Moddy sends this out to the board trolls next year. :D
     
  4. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Bite me. I'm downloading already, will burn tonight and have the CDs delivered via Express Mail. ;D
     
  5. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    Or the Gremies' "Sure Doesn't Feel Like Christmas Time." From a depressing drive from Boston one Christmas in the late '80s.
     
  6. newgrad2008

    newgrad2008 New Member

    I'm pretty sure it is the same person who sings both.
     
  7. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Didn't realize Bob Carlisle did both.
     
  8. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Sorry guys, but "Christmas Shoes" is crap ;)
     
  9. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Outing alert: Apparently, excessive caffeine can turn one into the Grinch.


    :D
     
  10. lono

    lono Active Member

    Excellent job, 2MCM.
     
  11. Blitz

    Blitz Active Member

    Dan Fogelberg had a sort of dark one.

    "Auld Lang Syne"
     
  12. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Hounds, thread. Thread, hounds.

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    (I expected to see a flood of "Same Old Lang Syne's not really a Christmas song, it's just a song that sucks!" posts already. I'm disappointed.)
     
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