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Delta's sexy safety video

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Mar 27, 2008.

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  1. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Give me a Southwest attendant doing the safety over the p.a. and mixing in jokes anytime over a video, no matter how attractive the woman is.
     
    playthrough, Mar 28, 2008
    #25
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Really? I don't fly Southwest. I am good looking and wear revealing clothes and always get kicked off.
     
    Ace, Mar 28, 2008
    #26
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I dude with pearly whites.
     
    mike311gd, Mar 28, 2008
    #27
  4. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    That dude who was accused of whacking off at his seat and splooging in the hair of the passenger next to him during final descent on a flight probably won't even make it through take-off with Delta.
     
    Captain_Kirk, Mar 28, 2008
    #28
  5. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I like how the guy takes his sweet-ass time putting on his oxygen mask, and then waits a good 30 seconds before helping his 5-year-old son put his on.
     
    Steak Snabler, Mar 28, 2008
    #29
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Guy's a pro. 5-year-olds are easier to handle when they are unconscious.
     
    Ace, Mar 28, 2008
    #30
  7. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    That's what I try to tell the prosecutors when they ask about my Jesus juice.

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    Rumpleforeskin, Mar 28, 2008
    #31
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

     
    dooley_womack1, Mar 28, 2008
    #32
  9. T2

    T2 Member

    And neither of them seem concerned that the cabin has just suffered a blowout and everyone is gasping for air.
     
    T2, Mar 28, 2008
    #33
  10. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

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    Gutter, Mar 28, 2008
    #34
  11. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    "And if this is a Delta MD-80, assume the crash position and kiss your ass goodbye!"
     
    micropolitan guy, Mar 28, 2008
    #35
  12. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Oh ... my ... God.

    I want Deltalina. I want her to have my babies. She can fly by day and have sex with me by night.

    (OK, not really. She's a B.)
     
    shotglass, Mar 28, 2008
    #36
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