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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Mar 19, 2009.

  1. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    So I was taking a leak today, and the liquid was dark yellow. Basically, that means I'm not drinking enough water, since that's all I drink during the day.

    But every time I notice this, I always think there should be some rhyme to help people remember that you should let your urine be your guide when it comes to dehydration. Something like:

    If it's yellow, you've been too mellow
    Clear pee and you're .... I dunno.

    Any ideas?
  2. Scouter

    Scouter Member

    You never fail to entertain. :p
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    R. Kelly has no idea why he just got an erection.
  4. KevinmH9

    KevinmH9 Active Member

    L O fuckin' L!

    I read the first sentence and was reluctant to continue reading.
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    "Going to die."
  6. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    "Born free?"

    "Bobby McGee?"

    "Over me?"
  7. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    If it's clear, you're in the clear
    If it's yellow, you're fucking dehydrated.

  8. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    If I'm peeing and it's not blood or kidney stones I'm happy... ;D
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Hey Buckin, congrats on a year without knife accidents!
  10. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Thanks, BYH! I completely forgot about that.
  11. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Even if you drink a lot of water, your pee can be dark yellow if you're taking vitamins or antibiotics.
  12. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    I need a little more creativity please.
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