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Deathbed confessions or Last Words, as told by SJ.com

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Feb 7, 2013.

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  1. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    No, it was "What does this button do?"
     
    Smallpotatoes, Feb 7, 2013
    #37
  2. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    "I just got bought? Who's driving me?" -- Smallpotatoes' car
     
    Care Bear, Feb 7, 2013
    #38
  3. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    Look at that fatass over there eating a donut. He's a heart attack waiting to happen.
    --Jim Fixx
     
    expendable, Feb 7, 2013
    #39
  4. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    There's a pretty bad one I almost did, but I felt it best not to fuck with karma, since I have a kid.
     
    Uncle.Ruckus, Feb 7, 2013
    #40
  5. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    Best one on the thread. I'm laughing so hard right now.
     
    dreunc1542, Feb 7, 2013
    #41
  6. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    I know, I know. I've done that twice now. Had to talk myself down.
     
    Care Bear, Feb 8, 2013
    #42
  7. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    "And if I don't apologize, Robert?" -- Natalie Wood.
     
    Riptide, Feb 8, 2013
    #43
  8. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    That made me laugh out loud.

    What kind of people are we?
     
    Care Bear, Feb 8, 2013
    #44
  9. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    No one does gallows humor as well as journalists.
     
    Uncle.Ruckus, Feb 8, 2013
    #45
  10. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    I think I'll go for a swim. -- Nerine Shatner
     
    Uncle.Ruckus, Feb 8, 2013
    #46
  11. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    "Honey, let me grab a quick nap, and then you can bang me." -- Phil Hartman.
     
    Riptide, Feb 8, 2013
    #47
  12. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    "These fucking fans." -- Selena
     
    Care Bear, Feb 8, 2013
    #48
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