Dear Lord, is this finally it? Clemens to work for Astros in '08

Good riddance, you fat roid-enhanced drama queen.

http://blogs.chron.com/baseballblog/archives/2007/11/clemens_the_pit_1.html

 

Do you have an illiterate twin, BYH?

"Oh I can't wait to hear all the man love the Houston sports writers will give to the old fat, has been pitchers.......He never was much more than an average pitcher and he has proved to be less than an Houston astro.......should have sent him and Pettice to New York to start with.......could have used the money spent on him to buy the team bulldozers...they should not let him get anywhere near the new and upcoming pitchers....come on you sports writers show him some love....."

 

don't you dare talk about me like that I get worked up when posting on newspaper BLOGS!!!! No, no I do not.

 

So does he pitch in Beijing? Didn't he say he wanted to pitch in Athens?

 

Good riddance, Rajah. [/yankeesfan]

 

Good riddance, Rajah. [/redsoxfan]

 

Copy cat!

 

Weren't you just short of pulling a Suzyn Waldman back in May? What happened? Another patented playoff el foldo sour you on the lardbutt?

 

That wasn't me. That was my alter ego, er ... crap, you caught me. But at least you couldn't hear my snot bubbles on the air.

 

OH, MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!

Of all the dramatic things, of all the dramatic things....

 

ROGER CLEMENS IS IN DRAYTON MCLANE'S BOX, EATING A SAMMICH!

 

I'll believe it 2020.