David Hasselhoff: STFU

Shatner: The Next Generation. And IJAG, the Hoff won't be the worst part of the show for you.

 

GODDAMMIT!

I hate you for ruining it, dools. Because now I know Butterscotch doesn't win.

Was that really necessary??

 

I said or implied nothing of the sort.

 

You know who I was rooting for. You very well did imply.

 

Flash--1
Ragu--0

Sorry, but nothing can match "Hooked on a Feeling".

Arguably the greatest music video EVER.

One more time with feeling:

Bravo

 

An absolute classic. And they call Gene Simmons a whore.

By the way, have you seen Secret Agent Man?

 

I had a rare Tuesday off and got my first glimpse of America's Got Talent.

Uh ... no we don't.

 

Fuck you, dooley. Fuck you 100 times over.





Not really, but still.

:'(

 

I figured she'd lose to the ventriloquist, but not to make it to the final two. I am glad the ventriloquist won, but my favorite part of the show, besides the Hoff, was the crappy acts doing Queen. That pogo stick guy in the background had me busting a gut.

 

The Hoff can die.

And I hated Cas Haley or whatever his name was. Goddammit.

 

There were a bunch of lame singers on there. I'd say one singing competition is enough. Don't need Idol Lite.