Dave Schwartz: Stoned Weather Channel meteorologist

Had TWC on for a while today because I'm hoping to see Stephanie Abrams or Alexandra Steele naked we've got some snow moving through today, and so far I've seen this Schwartz guy:

* Pretend he's tanning his face by using his script as a neck reflector
* Eat cookies at the desk before a commercial break
* Dip a teabag into some hot water as the other guy sends viewers to a commercial
* Make fun of 1 or 2 Weather Channel intros

This is all in the past hour or two.

So basically, what I'm getting at is that whatever he's smoking, I want some of it.

 

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That isn't the first time that somebody has questioned his on-the-air behavior. Check out this video.</a>

 

It's the fricking Weather Channel. Whatever he needs to do to stay awake is OK by me. Now this teabag business....keep to your own counsel on that.

 

He was probably pissed that he had to work a Saturday morning.

 

He's a goofball. Some night, about 2 a.m., he was talking about yellow snow.

 

Man, I came on here expecting to see some forecaster being pelted by rocks ...