Dancing With the....well...um....

So we have Jay Cutler's ex and George Clooney's ex.

 

Chaz gets a female since he is, in fact, a male.

Carson will get a female.

 

God forbid a pretty, blonde white girl goes missing, what with America do with Nancy Grace unavailable for comment?

 

I don't watch this show, but I wouldn't mind seeing Hope Solo.

And I'd love to see Nancy Grace throw her hip out or something.

 

Well since "Glee Project" brought in a sexual tweener, so to speak, I guess this show wanted to grab another niche of audience. But in doing so, with Grace and Artest added to the freak show mix, my wife and inlaws have already cut ties.

 

They should do a bit where Chris Jericho comes out and challenges him to a match. Three people in the audience would get the joke, but it'd be fun for those three people.

 

Who is the most famous of this bunch?

Arquette?

 

Chynna Phillips is already a semi pro, she will win easily.

 

We'll get to see her tell the judges how they are.

 

Celebrity Rehab has a more distinguished cast.

 

I'm hoping Nancy's deluded CNN Headline News 'fans' keep voting her on every week... pull a Bristol Palin, then the huge missing attractive white woman case breaks in Aruba and she can't go on air.

 

But at least three members of this cast won't be dead in a year.