Dana Jacobson: Sarah Silverman wanna-be?

Ah, yes, when roasts were actually funny. God, what a great line.
And the still unanswered question remains — how the fuck do Mike and Mike rate a roast? And did Golic eat the damn roast in one bite?
Best roast line ever — Jeffrey Ross: "Sandra Bernhard. I wouldn't fuck Sandra Bernhard with Bea Arthur's dick."

 

Wait a minute. Ain't Golic supposed to be on NutriSystem? ;D

 

The Catholic League has done more to damage the image of Catholics than any drunken rant or off-color remark.
Maybe guys like Donahue think they are doing the Lord's work, but I can't believe he doesn't realize what a joke he's become.

And hey, if Flavor Flav and Jeff Foxworthy can snag roasts, I guess the bar is pretty low.

How about a Bill Donahue roast?

 

That's a good one BBE, but personally, I vote for this one from Nichelle Nichols during the William Shatner roast.

"You know, Bill. We made history when we had TV's first on-screen inter-racial kiss. Whatta ya say you make a little more history tonight..."

And as he approaches her on the dais, she turns around and says, "...AND KISS MY BLACK ASS!!!!!"

 

The Catholic League I know would NEVER do this... Of course, all it does is schedule officials and watch attendance dwindle at sporting events

 

Nice handle, sir.

 

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According to Bill Donahue, making disparaging remarks about Catholics or Catholicism is not OK, but apparently antisemitic or homophobic remarks are fine:</a>

 

The guy is an abomination. Plain and simple.

 

Spaceman would still do her.

 

So is she. Yama-hama, it's fright night!

 

And don't forget these two gems from raunchy comedienne (and noted lover of black men) Lisa Lampanelli:

One from the Pam Anderson roast: "I've had more black dicks in me than the urinal at the Apollo."

And at the Flava Flav roast: "I fucked more black guys than Hurricane Katrina."

Lampanelli also said of Pam Anderson: "She's been with Scott Baio, the singer from Poison and the drummer from Motley Crue. Her life story should be a VH-1 special 'I Fucked the 80s.'"

Thank you, and good night ...

 

Give her a break. Maybe she had a little steam bath.