Dan Snyder buys Johnny Rockets

The sign kinda looks like a Bobby Rubino's sign.

 

What's up with the analog clock on the roof? It's a restaurant, not a bank.

Oh wait, Danny Boy owns it now.

Nevermind.

 

Will he charge $40 to park?

 

Snyder immediately is going to pay triple the market value for all the "big-name" managers from McDonald's and Wendy's. The Deion Sanders of Burger King is going to rake it in.

 

Vinny Cerrato's out scouting them now

 

I always thought the people of Dubai were clamoring for a Johnny Rockets. Thank goodness for Dan Snyder.

 

Maybe Snyder's shit-ass radio stations can get a better signal in Dubai

 

I wonder if gojohnnyrockets.com will be allowed in the press box.

One more reason for me not to go there.

By the way, I saw some incongruent Johnny Rockets locations in Miami Beach.

I'd walk down the block and the order of businesses would be exclusive club, Art Deco landmark, Johnny Rockets, fashiony sunglasses joint, ritzy hotel.

One of these is not like the others.

 

I can assure you that I've never seen one in the Midwest. Is this an East Coast thing?

 

I've seen them .. .all Big Ten states but Iowa and Wisconsin, most of the atlantic seabord and south, east of the Mississippi...
But we'll never have to worry about going into one with Danny owning them.. Aint no way now..

 

Ohio has them; if you consider that the midwest.

 

Close enough, really. Just never heard of Johnny Rockets until last summer, when I saw a friend in New England.