Dan Rather: Obama couldn't sell watermelons if...

Too funny.

 

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that pretty accurately describes Dan Rather's thought process at this point



attention white people: do not ever use the word "watermelon" in connection with any black person, ever. that is all.

you're welcome, dan. Didn't you get this memo when it first came out in about 1964?? Shit, I was six years old, and I got it.

 

Obama sleeps differently than I do.

 

Drudge has a link to it. It's probably overwhelmed.

He said it on Chris Matthews on his syndicated Sunday show.

 

Rather ought to write a memo.

 

That whole quote is confusing, a real "what's the frequency, Kenneth" moment. Rather is saying this is the Republican argument, so he's putting these words into a Republican mouths?

 

Geez, Dan, just go all the way and throw out the fried chicken and Red Kool-Aid. :

 

I am offended by your red Kool-Aid remark. I am white as corn starch and I love that stuff.

 

That is correct.

 

You're right, YF. The fact that all of sudden Dan Rather is a legitimate source to folks like yourself is kinda funny.

 

When he says "call a spade a spade," Zeke will be along to crucify him.