Damn you, Mojo Nixon!

Was trying to pick up a little side gig, driving things around for a local company, to help make ends meet. Went in today, filled out paperwork, had an interview... then it was time for the drug test.

Guess I should've hydrated better with the heat and humidity we've had here in Cincy. Couldn't squeeze a friggin' drop. Even sat in the dude's waiting room drinking probably a gallon and a half of water, Poweraid, etc. Three hours in, and I was told... sorry. It has to be done today, and if you can't "peepee in this little cup" (Mojo reference), no go.

It's now three hours since I left and still... nothing.

Only in Killick-world, man. Only in Killick-world.

 

If you don't got Mojo Nixon, then your store could use some fixin'.

 

Excellent

 

Onterrio Smith might be able to help

 

I was thinking maybe R. Kelly.

 

Thirty years I've been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without a say-so.

 

I'm glad someone likes his music, because he's a horseshit DJ on XM.

 

Commodore Elvis!

 

The important questions are...

did Debbie Gibson ever give birth to his two-headed love child?
and
did he ever get to stuff Martha's muffin?

 

I believe Don Henley is still alive.

I interviewed Mojo years ago when he was at the height of his "fame" (he was touring with Skid Roper behind the Bo-Day-shus album that had "Elvis Is Everywhere on it). Easily the funniest interview I have ever been involved with. Last picture I saw of him it looks like he ate Skid.

 

I'm sure Zeke likes him for "Don Henley Must Die."

 

"Amsterdam Dog Shit Blues"-perhaps one of the most under-the-radar Mojo songs ever...take it away youtube!