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Damn you, Mojo Nixon!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Was trying to pick up a little side gig, driving things around for a local company, to help make ends meet. Went in today, filled out paperwork, had an interview... then it was time for the drug test.

    Guess I should've hydrated better with the heat and humidity we've had here in Cincy. Couldn't squeeze a friggin' drop. Even sat in the dude's waiting room drinking probably a gallon and a half of water, Poweraid, etc. Three hours in, and I was told... sorry. It has to be done today, and if you can't "peepee in this little cup" (Mojo reference), no go.

    It's now three hours since I left and still... nothing.

    Only in Killick-world, man. Only in Killick-world.
  2. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    If you don't got Mojo Nixon, then your store could use some fixin'.
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

  4. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    Onterrio Smith might be able to help
  5. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    I was thinking maybe R. Kelly.
  6. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member


    Thirty years I've been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without a say-so.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  7. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    I'm glad someone likes his music, because he's a horseshit DJ on XM.
  8. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Commodore Elvis!
  9. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    The important questions are...

    did Debbie Gibson ever give birth to his two-headed love child?
    did he ever get to stuff Martha's muffin?
  10. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    I believe Don Henley is still alive.

    I interviewed Mojo years ago when he was at the height of his "fame" (he was touring with Skid Roper behind the Bo-Day-shus album that had "Elvis Is Everywhere on it). Easily the funniest interview I have ever been involved with. Last picture I saw of him it looks like he ate Skid.
  11. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I'm sure Zeke likes him for "Don Henley Must Die."
  12. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    "Amsterdam Dog Shit Blues"-perhaps one of the most under-the-radar Mojo songs ever...take it away youtube!

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