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Damn, Pittsburgh, you're sick...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Aug 28, 2007.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Funeral firector finds guy who, apparently, was about to violate a corpse.

    http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/13983339/detail.html
     
  2. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    you know the old saying:

    Once they're dead, they're easy to bed....
     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Hard to blame the guy. She was probably asking for it.
     
  4. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]
    "I'm so hot for her, i'm so hot for her
    I'm so hot for her and she's so cold
    I'm so hot for her, i'm on fire for her
    I'm so hot for her and she's so cold

    I'm the burning bush, i'm the burning fire
    I'm the bleeding volcano
    I'm so hot for her, i'm so hot for her
    I'm so hot for her and she's so cold

    Yeah, i tried re-wiring her, tried re-firing her
    I think her engine is permanently stalled
    She's so cold she's so cold
    She's so cold cold cold
    Like a tombstone
    She's so cold, she's so cold
    She's so cold cold cold like an ice cream cone
    She's so cold she's so cold
    I dare not touch her my hand just froze

    Yeah, i'm so hot for hot for her, i'm so hot for her
    I'm so hot for her and even so
    Put your hand on the heat, put your hand on the heat
    Aw c'mon baby, let's go

    She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, she's so c-c-c-old
    But she's beautiful, though

    Yeah, she's so cold

    She's so cold, she's so cold
    She was born in an arctic zone
    She's so cold she's so cold, cold, cold
    I dare not touch her my hand just froze

    She's so cold, she's so goddamn cold she's so
    Cold cold cold she's so cold

    Who would believe you were a beauty indeed
    When the days get shorter and the nights get long
    Lie awake when the rain comes
    Nobody will know, when you're old
    When you're old, nobody will know
    That you was a beauty, a sweet sweet beauty
    A sweet sweet beauty, but stone stone cold

    You're so cold, you're so cold, cold, cold
    You're so cold, you're so cold

    I'm so hot for you, i'm so hot for you
    I'm so hot for you and you're so cold!"
     
  5. Maybe he just had a wide stance.
     
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Isn't George Romero from Pittsburgh?
     
  7. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    It was the dude's second offense. Obviously he can't resist the scent of formaldehyde.
     
  8. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Brings a whole new meaning to, "They're coming to get you, Barbara." doesn't it?
     
  9. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    I'd bet Rothlisberger is damned glad he survived his wreck now, huh?
     
  10. SixToe

    SixToe Active Member

    Somewhere, Alice Cooper is saying, "Hey, I told you so."
     
  11. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Only in Pittsburgh.
     
  12. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Son, we're tired of your bull shit. We happen to know several people who violate corpses, and their not from Pitsburg. Why must you always be a jack ass? Theres a whole big world out there away from youre computer. Enjoy it. If you have a problem take it to PM and have a Happy Necrophilia Day!
     
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