Dakota Fanning to be raped on film

From the land of sky blue waters, waters . . .

 

...comes the beer refreshing

 

Hamm's the beer refreshing, Hamm's!

Welcome back fans, it's the top of the third and here's Halsey Hall.

 

Oliva up, two-for-three on the day, Lolich looks in, here's the pitch...

 

. . . and it's over Kaline's head and Oliva pulls up with a double.

(Prolonged silence as Halsey samples the advertiser's product)

 

(BELCH)
...Oliiva really put a charge into that one. And here come Mayo Smith to the mound, and that may be all for Lolich.
(BELCH)

 

Fans, this is Herb Carneal, we have to take a commercial break. Halsey's jacket is on fire. I think his cigar started it.

(true story about the jacket)

 

"From the land of sky-blue waaaaaaters...

 

It's a trend! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060728/ap_en_mo/people_daniel_radcliffe;_ylt=Aum9BS_4Eg_eohfBxFZev1pnhVID;_ylu=X3oDMTA4dDg2MG9mBHNlYwMxNjk3

'Harry Potter' actor to be naked on stage

 

Dakota's on Letterman right now, and she's got on the highest mini-skirt in the history of mini-skirts.
She keeps having to pull it down.
Letterman and her are talking about getting her license and this and that.
She says she's about to be 15.
She seems nice enough, and I've never seen one of her movies or shows.
But damn ! That short skirt is not necessary.
Did her handlers want her to look like a little slut?

 

LOL

 

Necro posts are bad, kids.