Daddy-daughter time at PNC results in lifetime ban

Spoken from experience?

 

Absolutely. I dated a girl in college who was most aptly described as my hairier doppelganger.

 

Seems like lifetime season tickets would be more harsh.

 

Which tells us all we need to know about your aesthetic standards for women.

 

Bet she works at Piercing Pagoda

 

"It's so refreshing to have a person go in front of the court, admit they did wrong, right off the bat, and tell them that 'I'm willing to take whatever punishment this court imposes.' "

Spoken like a true defense lawyer.

 

I'm hardly alone in that regard. I just don't mind admitting it.

 

She would probably give you a hummer during a pitching change.

 

And that picture is after she cleaned up a bit. Imagine what she looked like drunk, slutty and stupid.

 

Shut up and take my money!

 

She's got that Melanie Hutsell look, which doesn't work well for Melanie Hutsell.

 

Joe Lonnett's lovechild has had better days.