Dad points laser at rival goalie's eyes

I'm all for canon law reform.

 

No respect for the Laser Dad fan fiction?

 

The Pope.

 

Or Andre Agassi.

 

I like a dad who will use all the tools at his disposal to help his kid succeed.

 

Don't they know that this dad was helping the opposing goalie get tougher! Life is hard. We have too many parents coddling their kids in athletics. Oooh, Little Suzie didn't get a turn at bat, ooooh, little Johnny had a laser pointed in his eye. When I was a kid, we had a guy in on old van hang out by the Little League field. Now he was tough.

 

Fuckin-A yes, criminal charges.

Assault with intent to commit great bodily harm. Bang-bang, slam-dunk, guilty.

You get charged with attempted murder if you fire a gun at somebody and miss.


Slam the goddamn doors.

 

I can't understand how a grown man can actually think doing something like this is a good idea. I could almost understand it if it were a kid.

 

As noted, the guy is a dope fiend. The synapses aren't exactly firing the right way.

 

Jason Schmidt doesn't understand what all the fuss is about.