Cuba, U.S. to restore relations

Get there now before there are McDonalds signs on the sea wall.

 

Now Cuba can get the Internet and I no longer have to smuggle cigars back from Canada.

 

Cuban Cigars!!! Finally, been waiting for 20 years to avoid the "illegal" dance (and having to pay the "illegal" premium).

 

It's going to be a real bonanza for classic car collectors. A lot of well preserved cars on that island from
the 50's.

 

It's also a great day for Cuba's Sinatra impersonators. You just KNOW a revived Copacabana is right around the corner.

 

It's a great day for Barry Manilow but a bad one for the rest of us when that song gets played incessantly.

 

Biggest collection of classic cars in the world. Crazy.

 

According to my e-mail, rice farmers are over the moon about this. According to my Facebook feed, the most conservative investor I know, called it the best thing Obama has done as President.

I, for one, eagerly await Ted Cruz's hot take.

 

This.

 

Imagine all the hot Cuban women ready to pose for Playboy. You've seen the Brazilian.
Make way for "The Cuban"

 

Well, there goes Canada's #1 beach vacation destination.

 

I saw plenty of your countrymen when I went to Playa del Carmen, JR. Enough that the chintzy souvenir stores sold trinkets for every NFL team and the Saskatchewan Roughriders. They've always got the Yucatan to fall back on.