Crossthread font: SJ.com Resolution

Whereas, Since we use blue for sarcasm font and
Whereas, crossthreads have become more common than sarcastic replies,

Now therefore: I propose that all crossthreads henceforth be posted in orange.

 

Re: Crossthread font: Resolutionj

I propose that any need to mention sarcasm and/or crossthreading is, in itself, retarded and therefore calling MORE attention to it is beyond stupid.

 

Damn you're fast.

 

Yep, I got in before you fixed the thread title.

Is there a color for that?


ALSO, while we're nitpicking, why do we call it a sarcasm font or crossthread font when it's a color? The font remains the same.

 

I wish to add an amendment to Mr. Bat's motion to add the color green to signify jokes, as opposed to the standard color for sarcasm.

 

As a colorblind-American, I find this blatant disrespect for my disability ... disrespectful.

 

Is the disrespect "font" red?

 

I propose we use red for sports discussions, purple for life/entertainment, yellow for weather, navy for news and another shade of green for money.

 

What's drunk/ramblin' lono have to say about this?

 

How about this.

If blue is sarcasm, let purple be deadly serious.

If red is disrespect, let brown be "please take no offense."

If pink is "I enjoy inappropriate sexual advances," maybe teal can mean "I am very litigious."

Maybe beige can mean, "I'm so ashamed of this comment, I want it to be very difficult to read.

Hooray!

 

So...I have to type all my posts in pink now?

 

And yes, all those pairs look identical to me (with beige blending in perfectly with the background).