Cowboys cut Idiot

Fox is reporting they cut the Idiot kicker and signed Martin Gramatica

re: Jay Glazer

A man who was recently dubbed the most accurate kicker in NFL history is now unemployed.

Sources have told FOXSports.com that the Dallas Cowboys have cut kicker Mike Vanderjagt and will sign Martin Gramatica.

Vanderjagt has been very inconsistent this year, and an inconsistent kicker and Bill Parcells are like oil and water.

With the Colts, Vanderjagt was nearly automatic but suffered interpersonal problems after he ripped Peyton Manning on TV only to have Manning fire back and call him "liquored-up idiot kicker."

 

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Cowboys release wayward Vanderjagt; sign Gramatica
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By JAIME ARON
AP Sports Writer
IRVING, Texas (AP) — This is how serious Bill Parcells is taking the Dallas Cowboys’ stretch drive: He cut inconsistent kicker Mike Vanderjagt on Monday.
Hailed as the answer to the Cowboys’ kicking woes when signed in March, Vanderjagt wasn’t living up to his statistical claim to fame as the most accurate kicker in league history. He was only 13-of-18 on field goals, a 72.2 percent success rate that was the lowest of his nine-year career.
Vanderjagt also didn’t like having to kick off, one of many aspects of his quirky personality that didn’t always go over well with Parcells.
Dallas gave Vanderjagt a $2.5 million signing bonus as part of a three-year, $5.4 million deal, so this is a costly move. The message could be worth it for Parcells as he tries to guide the Cowboys into the playoffs for the first time since 2003 and to their first division title since 1998.
Dallas (7-4) has a one-game lead over the New York Giants in the NFC East going into their meeting Sunday at the Meadowlands. Parcells often talks of the swirling winds at the stadium where he spent the first eight years of his career, and he apparently wasn’t ready to play a big game there with a kicker he didn’t trust.
But can he trust Martin Gramatica, who was signed Monday to replace Vanderjagt?
Once so accurate that he was nicknamed “Automatica,” Gramatica was out of the NFL last season and was cut by New England in the preseason. He played three games this season for Indianapolis while Adam Vinatieri was injured, making his only attempt, a 20-yarder.
Cowboys players and coaches did not talk to the media Monday. The locker room will be open Tuesday, and Parcells will speak to reporters for the first time since Dallas beat Tampa Bay 38-10 Thursday.
Vanderjagt made his only field goal attempt against the Buccaneers, but the 22-yarder seems to have been too close for comfort for Parcells. The previous week, facing his former team, Indianapolis, Vanderjagt missed two first-half field goals.
“I’m just hoping things take a turn for the better,” Parcells said last week. “I think right now, we just have to give him the benefit of the doubt and think things will. Now if they don’t, then that could be a different deal.”
He added that he wasn’t losing patience, but said “it needs to get better,” and if it didn’t, “you would definitely have to” make a change.
Vanderjagt’s five misses are near his career high. He was 28-of-34 in 2001 and 23-of-31 the following season, then went 37-of-37 in 2003. He’s missed a total of seven kicks the last two years.
For his career, he’s made 230-of-266. His accuracy rate — 86.5 percent — is still tops in league history. He’s also made all but two of his 379 PATs.
Vanderjagt holds the league record for consecutive field goals with 42, set from 2002-04.
On most of his misses this season, Vanderjagt came close — unlike his final kick for Indianapolis, a wobbler that prevented the Colts from forcing overtime against Pittsburgh in last year’s playoffs.
Three of his misses for Dallas hit the upright and another was blocked because of a missed assignment by a lineman. The block could go down as his most memorable moment with the Cowboys. The kick would’ve beaten Washington, but the Redskins returned it, got distance added because of a penalty that also let them try a field goal with no time left, and made the kick.
Once labeled an “idiot kicker” by then-teammate Peyton Manning, Vanderjagt got on Parcells’ bad side by pulling a groin muscle in training camp. He missed most of the preseason, then missed two short potential winning kicks in overtime of the preseason finale.
Parcells made Vanderjagt inactive for the opener, then he kept two kickers on the roster for the next game, using the other, Shaun Suisham, strictly for kickoffs. Vanderjagt has handled all kicks since Suisham was cut in mid-October.
Asked last week about getting Vanderjagt out of his rut, Parcells said: “I don’t have a Dr. Livingstone’s frozen elixir. I don’t. I don’t know what I can do. This guy is 36 years old and has been kicking for a long time. He has his way of doing things. Hopefully, things get a little bit better.”
Gramatica was a third-round pick by Tampa Bay in 1999. He made the Pro Bowl in 2001 and helped Tampa Bay win the Super Bowl in 2002. Since then, he is only 28-of-46.
AP-ES-11-27-06 2105EST

 

Sorry, don't have access to the AP wire at home ... didn't know they already moved a full version. Just saw the MSN refer afetr signing out of Hotmail account.

As a Cowboys fan I'm miffed.
Mostly because after years of holding my breath on every 27-yard attempt, I thought this year would be different.
And it wasn't.
<sigh>

 

Good riddance.

 

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/34453/

Not that you could tell by the threat title, tho.

 

Just for future reference, you can go to yourap.org and sign in under your paper's account. I do that when I want to post decent photos on SJ.

 

I would love to be a fly on the wall for the intro conversation between Gramatica and Parcells.

Parcells: "And you pull any of that homoerotic jumping after PAT fucking bullshit I'll fucking gut you like a fish."

 

Love the AP lede:

IRVING, Texas (AP) — This is how serious Bill Parcells is taking the Dallas Cowboys’ stretch drive: He cut inconsistent kicker Mike Vanderjagt on Monday.



Truth is, this shows how much Parcells hates idiot kickers.

 

Another Canadian bites the dust.

He'll probably end up in with the Ticats and kick a 47 yard field goal to win the Grey Cup.

 

Just to say: About 95 percent of writers (including me) won't know the paper's account information. Deskers? Likely, if they design. But for those of us who write and/or only edit, not so much.

 

It's usually the postal abbreviation for the state, followed by the first three letters of the town the paper's in (Multi-paper cities being the exception, of course). Password is the same as the ID.

 

The Ti-Cats would have to make the playoffs first for that to happen. ;D

Regarding the ill-timed public comments Vanderjagt has made in his NFL career, I suppose he would've been forgiven unconditionally if he had just pandered to the average moron fan explained himself by saying, "that isn't me."