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Couple lost in corn maze calls 911

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by MTM, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member


    "Getting lost in a corn maze is supposed to be fun.

    But it turned into a nightmare for a Massachusetts couple who got so lost that they had to be rescued by the police. ..."

    Some of the comments are really funny, like the guy who compares getting lost in a corn maze to the time he was stuck on an escalator for two hours..
  2. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    If you get lost in a maze, touch your right hand to the right wall and keep walking. It always leads you to the exit.
  3. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    What if you enter from the rear? [/boots]
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I have a wee bit more sympathy for them since they had a 3-week-old and the skeeters were swarming. But it's only enough to fill a thimble.
  5. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    sympathy? i have to wonder how stupid they are taking a 3-week-old on the adventure.
  6. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    If doing a corn maze is an adventure to any adult, then they leading a really boring life.
  7. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I bow in your general direction.
  8. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    Just don't in the opposite direction.
  9. Why didn't they send in the corn dogs?
  10. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    OK, that's pretty good.
  11. holy bull

    holy bull Active Member

    "I will send outlanders amongst you: a man and a woman. These outlanders will be unbelievers and profaners of the holy. But they will sorely test you, for they have great power, even greater than that of the Blue Man!"
  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Right down the sprinkler line.
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