Couple lost in corn maze calls 911

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011/10/couple-lost-in-corn-maze-call-911.html#start

"Getting lost in a corn maze is supposed to be fun.

But it turned into a nightmare for a Massachusetts couple who got so lost that they had to be rescued by the police. ..."

Some of the comments are really funny, like the guy who compares getting lost in a corn maze to the time he was stuck on an escalator for two hours..

 

If you get lost in a maze, touch your right hand to the right wall and keep walking. It always leads you to the exit.

 

What if you enter from the rear? [/boots]

 

I have a wee bit more sympathy for them since they had a 3-week-old and the skeeters were swarming. But it's only enough to fill a thimble.

 

sympathy? i have to wonder how stupid they are taking a 3-week-old on the adventure.

 

If doing a corn maze is an adventure to any adult, then they leading a really boring life.

 

I bow in your general direction.

 

Just don't in the opposite direction.

 

Why didn't they send in the corn dogs?

 

OK, that's pretty good.

 

"I will send outlanders amongst you: a man and a woman. These outlanders will be unbelievers and profaners of the holy. But they will sorely test you, for they have great power, even greater than that of the Blue Man!"

 

Right down the sprinkler line.