Country music -- the new hair metal??

Yeah but what's Donna doing with him? If I'm a woman, there's not enough testing in the world to convince me he's not a walking disease carrier.

 

Women are fucking dumb too.

 

He can also claim to have had Ozzy Osbourne lick up his piss.
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Yes, we are.

And JJ, that was gross.

 

JJ wasn't lying. It's true.

 

I'd buy a Tom Keifer country album. Hell ya.

And BYH, don't you like Hank Williams Jr? He's been known to prance aroud on stage with his shirt off.

 

I'm frightened by the fact pallister and I agree on something

 

I'm not such a bad guy, just play one occasionally on a message board.

Actually, I'm not ashamed to say I'd love to see a stop on that Poison/Cinderella tour this summer. Not a big Poison fan (was at one time, though), but Cinderella alone would be worth it. And I figure I can actually drink with people my own age for a change.

 

Haha. Music's the great uniter anyway, isn't it?

I'd love to see one too, but I'm betting they don't come anywhere close enough for me to justify going. Sometimes living in Montana sucks!

And drinking with people your own age is overrated.

 

I swear it seems everyone between the ages of 28-35 has fallen off the face of the earth when I go out. In the last six months, I've had way too many conversations about "life" with 22-year-olds. Makes my head hurt.

 

Didn't they play an outdoor festival-type concert with Warrant somewhere in Idaho a few years back? My ex's friends were all pumped about going ...

 

My exposure to country music is limited to rides with my sister, who enjoys that kind of thing.

Last year, on vacation, I endured some song written by a guy about his motorboat five times in three hours while driving through North Carolina. It became a source of amusement as my discomfort grew.

Last month, while helping her move, I heard this sappy, chirpy version of "Piece of My Heart" that almost made me cry. I wanted to grab a pillow, like Chief, and smother the song before grabbing a fountain and throwing it through a window. Instead, I politely informed her that this version of the song was a musical abomination. She glared at me. Then I said it was even worse than the motorboat song and she laughed. Had to defuse the situation. We were at her new house and I had no idea where I was

I hate country music. Hate, hate, hate.