Cool Runnings on Encore

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No one can stop Doug E. Doug.

 

the pointy head of the preppy/rich kid always threw me off. As did the laughable notion that John Candy was once slim enough to slide into a bobsled.

 

It stars Leon. What movie wouldn't succeed with a star who goes by one name? Discount all movies Cher and Madonna appeared in b4 answering.

 

Feel the rhythm, Feel the rhyme, Get on up, It's bobsled time, Cool Runnings!!!

 

After coming out of the airport:

"Sanka man, what'ya smokin?"

"I'm not smokin, I'm breathin"

I could go on and on

 

Great movie. John Candy is missed

 

Alright, so admitting this will probably lose me my man card, but the first time I saw it I was so moved by the cheesy, cheesy ending that it, well... got a little dusty in the room.

 

You can keep your man card. I say that because, well, otherwise I'd have to, well, take my buddy's away. Yeah.

 

It's over-the-top cheesyness. The slow clap. The evil Swiss guys. The father with the boblsed shirt.

It's just... I need a moment.

 

Where does this plot rank among least plausible in sports movie history? Near the top, or right at the top?

 

Fixed.

The Swiss were the ones Darius strived to be like ...