Congratulations! Your life has been made into a sitcom...

The "Everybody Loves Ray" thread on the Journo side got me to thinking about this.

NBC believes a sitcom based on your life will return the Peacock to network TV dominance. So, you get to help cast the show.

Cast of Characters

Yourself (feel free to name yourself):
Your spouse/partner/sig. other:
Your boss:
Your co-worker pal:
Your neighbor:
Wild card character (name relationship):


Feel free to outkick your team's coverage as far as a Lee Johnson punt. Enjoy!

 

DanOregon
Partner: Diane Lane
Boss: Vanessa Williams
Co-Worker pal: Will Ferrell
Neighbor: Samuel L. Jackson
Wild Card Character(s): An old "married couple:" Don Rickles and Bob Newhart.

 

Cast of Characters

Yourself (feel free to name yourself): Angelina Jolie
Your spouse/partner/sig. other: Elijah Woods
Your boss: Tom Cruise
Your co-worker pal: Lindsay Lohan
Your neighbor: Kate Winslett and Amy Lee (lesbian couple with three kids)
Wild card character (ex-husband and public drunkard): Sean Bean

 

Cast

Yourself: Jerry Ferrara
Spouse/Partner/Sig. other: Gabrielle Union
Boss: Robert Downey, Jr
Co-Worker: George Clooney (got a buddy like him at work, suave and funny)
Neighbor: Damon Wayans (my neighbor is a funny black dude)
Wild Card: Jack Black (my apartment manager)

 

Yourself (feel free to name yourself): Donal Logue
Your spouse/partner/sig. other: Jennifer Coolidge
Your boss: Jon Heder
Your co-worker pal: Seth Rogen
Your neighbor: Kate Beckinsale
Wild card character (name relationship): Jared Leto (weird guy I always seem to run into)

 

Cast of Characters

Yourself (feel free to name yourself): Samuel L. Jackson
Your spouse/partner/sig. other: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Your boss: Eric the Midget (from the Howard Stern Show)
Your co-worker pal: Jennifer Aniston (I'm secretly drilling it into her and JLH. That's a plot point for season two)
Your neighbor: George Carlin (Circa 2005. Not so much now).
Wild card character (name relationship): John Rocker (notorious pitcher will serve as production designer at my office)

 

Hopefully it will remain on the air longer than Kornheiser's version. I can't remember how many seasons they got out of the Dave Barry version as played by Harry Anderson.

 

That was Dave's World and they got 4 seasons out of it.
One of the highlights was the theme song - Southside Johnny singing Billy Joel's "You May Be Right"

 

stay away from diane lane!

 

Can I be the neighbors' voyeuristic pool guy?

 

Outing alert: Fens is