CONCLUSION: Alone on T-Day...

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doing rails from the crack of women's asses? what the fuck did you expect, colton?

 

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Tom: I didn't say it was a wrong turn! Gives new meaning to the term, "crack investigator."

 

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Makes me wanna drive around this hellhole Jersey cesspool seeking trouble tonight ...

 

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Well I pulled on trouble's braids
and I hid in the briars
out by the quick mud
stayin' away from the main roads
passin' out wolf tickets
downwind from the blood hounds
and I pulled on trouble's braids

and I lay by a cypress
as quiet as a stone
'til the bleeding stopped
I blew the weather vane
off some old road house
I build a fire in the
skeleton back seat of an old Tucker
and I pulled on trouble's braids

I spanked cold red mud
where the hornet stung deep
and I tossed in the ditch
in a restless sleep
and I pulled on trouble's braids

I hung my rain-soaked jacket
on some old barbed wire
poured cold rusty water
on a miserable fire
I pulled on trouble's braids

the creek was swollen by daybreak
and I could just barely see
and I floated downstream
on an old dead tree
and I pulled on trouble's braids
I pulled on trouble's braids
I pulled on trouble's braids

 

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Except it's Patty Smyth, not Smith.
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Dammit, where was I when this thread became interesting? This line has had me laughing for the last 10 minutes.

 

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lines always made me just want to talk a lot, not laugh.

 

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The one Christmas I was alone, it made that holiday to go help others. Good move.

 

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Dammit, where was I when this thread became interesting? This line has had me laughing for the last 10 minutes.
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Tell me about it. For the last two hours, I was on the phone, consoling my nympho friend, who just broke up with her boyfriend. Damn it, how I wanted in on the cocaine and anal sex tonight.

 

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I think I would have been marching over to that nymphette's house if I were you.

 

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A four-hour march by car certainly was not in the cards. Besides, she's like my sister -- despite her mother's wishes.

 

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if she's hot AND her mom's hot, well maybe you should reassess.

 

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I don't find her all that attractive -- but, like I said, she's like a sister to me -- and her mother's not, either.