Concert advice

Avoid doing your best Eric Cartman during "Come Sail Away."

(someone had to say it ... )

 

Don't be the guy who yells for "Feebird" or "Stairway To Heaven." Never be that guy.

 

Puff, puff, give.

 

Contact highs are legal.

 

Classic that Junkie is lamenting music snobbery . . . . . . next JDV will lambast someone for being a self-promoter, and Boom will rip on someone's spelling and grammar.

Def leppard still is somewhat intact, but Foreigner certainly isn't and Styx is missing two big pieces. Classic that a non-contributor like James Young can help keep Dennis DeYoung out of the band he founded, but oh well.

Enjoy yourself. Def Lep will be the highlight. The others have no business touring under those names.

 

;D

 

bingo.

May need to find out the order of appearance. I'm guessing perhaps Def Lep is the closing act. If so, you can plan on arriving around 10pm if the show starts at 8. If you want to enjoy Foreigner and Styx, cue up "Hot Blooded" or '4' and "Light Up" or 'Grand Illusion' over some cocktails from the comforts of home. That's the only way you'll be able to truly enjoy either of these bands tonight.

Then, you can head to the concert having avoided all the traffic and enjoy the Def Leppard experience with your musical palate unsullied by the other two poseurs on the bill.

 

You ain't kidding, and I don't even know her!

 

It means I'm less than four years away from being 40.

 

For everyone who's turning 40 or has just turned 40, some John Eddie. He makes a change in this live version from the studio version. He substitutes Winona Ryder's name with Lindsay Lohan's.

 

Don't support old, washed-up bands, especially ones that weren't good in their primes.
Don't condone your sister's terrible taste in music by purchasing concert tickets for her.

 

That'd be like seeing Lynyrd Skynyrd without Ronnie Van Zant and Steve Gaines: Pointless.