College football Week 1 thread

More reasons to watch at home on hi def.

 

So, to sum up, more arrests happen on days when there are 100 times more people in the area than normal; 10 times more cops in the area than normal; the cops are putting more effort into making drunk driving arrests and crowd control arrests than normal; and the people are in a festive mood that includes drinking, and having to transport themselves to and from the game.
I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I says.
Please tell me taxpayer money didn't fund that study.

 

there are plenty of meat heads who get paid to talk out of their ass about sports,, not just Millen Herm Edwards makes a hell of a living being the retarded Uncle everybody is proud of for working down at the grocery store. Skip Bayless is just happy no one has kicked his ass in a parking lot for being a troll. Chris Russo? should be charge with crimes against humanity and Stephen A Smith is just the love child of Chris Russo and Mrs Rev Sharpton

 

The guy who could fix Iowa State is already in Ames as the offensive coordinator.

 

Terrence Donnels, AKA LSUFreek, in midseason form:

 

That is disturbing as hell. Love the name of the ship though.

 

Freek's been off Twitter for months; glad to see his return.

 

I'm hoping he was inspired by the Primus album, "Sailing the Seas of Cheese."

Good to see the Freek is back on his game.

 

Yes, that's the reference:

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2014/9/2/6096487/the-curious-index-9-2-2014