CNN reporter busted

He was reportedly once offered a position for the English-language version of the controversial Al Jazeera network, but said he turned it down because being gay and Jewish, he didn't think it would be a good fit.

Does this mean the terrorists have won?

 

Um, it's Jonny. Bandit weeps.

 

When I saw this guy on CNN's coverage of the Queen's arrival in America, I figured he was on something ...

 

The most instantly recognizable CNN anchor that I couldn't pick out of a lineup. Even if you gave me hints.

(Boom, thanks for reminding me about that. I've been meaning to start a thread about that and some other CNN-China stuff.)

 

Remember when he covered the 7/7 bombings in London? It was like a Monty Python sketch. The guy is the antithesis of gravitas.

 

He may be the only reporter whose credibility goes up after being busted for meth with a rope tied around his nuts. At least we know they batshit persona isn't an act.

 

If you can't tie a rope around your boys and hang out in Central Park, what can you do these days?

 

I'm just sad to find out Central Park closes.

 

Quest is recognizable; he's CNN's version of John Oliver, only this guy isn't in on the joke.

 

First they cleaned up Times Square and now this!!!

 

Patience, my friend, patience.