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Clemens' pregame ritual (ouch!)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Killick, Feb 1, 2009.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    http://www.faniq.com/blog/Joe-Torres-Book-Includes-Story-About-Roger-Clemens-And-His-Testicle-Rubdown-Blog-18521

    First of all, ouch. Reminds me of Eddie Murphy's bit about getting Old Spice on the twins. Whistle-whistle-whistle AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

    Second of all, I don't know how much trainers make, but is it enough to give some dude a testicle rubdown? Not to mention having to overcome the awkwardness of Roger... ummm, well... showing that he really liked his testicle rubdown.
     
    Killick, Feb 1, 2009
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  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Roger's real game day schedule:

    steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids sex with Mindy McCready steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids sacrifice live goat steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids burn picture of Mike Piazza steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids steroids listen to Dido
     
    BYH, Feb 1, 2009
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  3. markvid

    markvid Guest

    The snort like a bull part cracked me up to the point I think I woke one of my kids up.
     
    markvid, Feb 1, 2009
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  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    BYH, as much as I've loved you before....getting to "listen to Dido" about fucking killed me.
     
    imjustagirl, Feb 1, 2009
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  5. budcrew08

    budcrew08 Active Member

    "sacrifice live goat?" so, so random.
     
    budcrew08, Feb 1, 2009
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  6. Shoeless Joe

    Shoeless Joe Active Member

    No wonder he threw the broken bat.
     
    Shoeless Joe, Feb 1, 2009
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  7. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Brian Fantana is on the scene.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Feb 1, 2009
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  8. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I wonder if he uses this in a perjury trial? The shrunken testicles weren't from steroid use!
     
    The Big Ragu, Feb 1, 2009
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  9. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    He couldn't rub his own testicles?
     
    YankeeFan, Feb 1, 2009
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  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Couldn't find em, what with all the steroids...
     
    slappy4428, Feb 1, 2009
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  11. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    U.N. JEFFERSON: "You put what?"

    LEWIS SKOLNICK: "Liquid heat."

    U.N. JEFFERSON: "In their what?"

    LEWIS SKOLNICK: "In their jocks."
     
    Steak Snabler, Feb 1, 2009
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