Cindy McCain Continues to Steal Easily Googlable Recipes

A few months ago, John McCain’s second and current wife, “Trollop” Cindy, was caught stealing recipes from the Food Network and publishing them as her own material, a simple lapse of ethics that you’re supposed to learn, and master, at age four. To atone for this, Cindy fired a hapless intern. But the problem was systemic! Cindy has contributed another recipe, to Parents magazine. This recipe for Oatmeal Butterscotch Cookies was, of course, directly cribbed from Hershey’s website. Th-that’s not ch-change we-ee can b-believe in. In fact, it’s copyright infringement! Anyway, this Parents magazine article has a comments section, so let’s check it out.

http://wonkette.com/400510/cindy-mccain-continues-to-steal-easily-googlable-recipes

 

FDP, you are on fire today. Excellent work, excellent work.

 

This is a funny story but has zero relevance regarding the election. As long as everyone remembers that and has fun with this story in the meantime, we're good.

And ondeadline....BWUHAHAHAHAHA!

C is for cookie...that's good enough for me. Yumyumyumyumyum.

 

Agreed. As long as the candidate's spouse isn't a criminal, it's not going to play into my decision on any political race.

 

Well that settles it, I guess I'm voting for Obama now.

(Blue font, where are you?)

 

Now I'm hungry for Oatmeal Butterscoth cookies.

 

John McCain says her cookies taste like plastic...

 

I'm not defending her, but how many different cookie recipes are out there?

I'm guessing I could take my grandmother's special secret recipe that she's had since WWII and google it and probably find the same recipe online.

 

Seriously, though, how many cookie recipes include "1/4 cup crushed Vicodin"?

 

Cindy McCain is The Big Lead of bakers.

 

With Cindy, I'm guessing it's Lexapro or Xanax.