Chuck E's In Jail

There's nothing cool, ironic or post-modern about having your 21st birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese's. Chuck E. Cheese's is shitty food and shitty games served in a shitty atmosphere. It's misery for anyone older than eight, and for a 21 year old, a little on the creepy side.

 

There are two in Mississauga. You can take your son there for his next birthday.

 

I was being sarcastic and I agree: it's pathetic, bordering on creepy.

Best birthday parties we ever had for my sons; rent the local gym at the community centre, let them play floor hockey and basketball, order in pizza and bring a cake.

No muss, no fuss, all over in two hours and you don't have 15 eleven year olds in your house.

 

No. Fucking. Way.

And don't mention it to him! He'll want to go when he turns eight next Monday!

 

How about I mention it to him this Sunday at the game?

You can buy me a beer though and I'll shut up.

 

Very dirty, JR. Very dirty

Hey, at least we're done with the hot dogging anthem singer friend of yours, huh?

 

So I guess they'll announce his birthday over the PA on Sunday. Very cool.

You guys need to have a LONG playoff run so HC can get some anthems in.

Hey, that high note was pretty cool.

 

There was a sexual assault on a 6-year-old at the Chuck E's near my neighborhood about a month ago. And yet the parking lot remains full at dinner time.

How you say... absentee parenting?

 

It was very cool. Only thing on the ice to compare to it was Duchene's goal.

 

Top Ten in '09.

 

That made my day, Bubbler. Chuck E. Cheese is to Showbiz Pizza as what Scientology is to religion.


This quote from the sergeant cracked me up.

If people aren't used to pepper spray, they get pretty scared and angry," said Jones.