Christmas with the 'Beat clan

Or Manitoba...or Moscow.

Anywhere but here.

 

The only answer ... live 3,000 kilometers away from your family. Works for me.

 

You could call Flash's assets "Mom and Dad"

 

I volunteer my apartment for an SportsJournalists.com "I can't be with my family on Christmas" gathering next year. I'll make egg nog and cookies.

 

Just as long as phones are off and those that I'm related to by blood and law can't get a hold of me.

 

I don't have a land line, so ya know.

 

Awesome. That would just leave it on me not to have my phone on.

I spent the day with my dad. Thanks to the magic of Celexa, I'm venting my spleen here. Had I not been on it, I probably would have taken a swing at him. Merry Fucking Christmas...

 

I think you should take two doses of NyQuil and sleep through Christmas.

 

Three days of sleep...suddenly, I feel all warm and happy inside.

 

Careful ... I might have to take you up on this one.

 

I'm serious. Hell, you can come this year if you want, just let me know so I can buy you some real food instead of tofu.

 

Tempting me, SC ... seriously, seriously tempting me ...